Indoor Cat Syndrome

The inability for someone to see past the first step in a plan, thereby being clueless as to what to do when it is successful. So named because indoor cats always pine to go outside, staring out the window all day, trying to sneak out the door, but once outside, they have no step 2 to the plan.

This one guy was planning to kill his wife for insurance money, but once he did, he had no idea what to do next and was caught quickly. He really had Indoor cat syndrome on that one.

by indoorcatsyndrome July 24, 2017

pulled a cat

Start to hit random items while hissing.

Did you see Mark? He just pulled a cat on an innocent plant!

by Lolofthecat August 13, 2017

Cat Flap

Labia (Pussy Lips)

I bought alkaline soap for my cat flaps.

by Rhino That is Albino August 3, 2017

Cat

Really cute things that like sleeping and are so soft and adorable and make people happy.

I love my cat!

by Kittylover4life April 18, 2018

robot cat dinosaur

bi farr da most DaNk-a-licious animal in the history of the planet splugeburger.

eh...robot cat dinosaur.

by jayden nelson420 August 15, 2017

cat pod

When you see your cat/ any cat, in a sphinx position, with their front paws tucked in

Hey babe, check out that cat pod over there.

by Methodical Muse August 18, 2017

grapple cat

Grapple cat is when a cat decides to grab your hand and/or any other thing and attacks whilst still holding on to you/the thing for dear life

1: warning, lily likes to go grapple cat on your hand
2: what is that?
1: she will claw the shit out if your hand while biting it and refusing to let go.

by Z.K.2123 August 22, 2017