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Ur mom

“Ur mom” is a come back that you can’t come back from.
Person one:” imagine cheating on a test ” person two:”imagine ur mom cheating on your dad
by Lol, ur grandma March 27, 2023
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your mom

jim: "Oh I wonder who took my lubes last night"
bob: "your mom"
jim: "isn't she gay?"
by hazelnutmei March 29, 2023
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Mom joke

A mom joke is a joke, typically detailed and personal, which highlights the relatable and often hilarious experiences of motherhood.

While the exact origin of the term mom joke is unknown, these jokes have been told since the beginning of time when moms realized they had to laugh through the everyday struggles of parenthood or they may just cry.
"Cheryl told a hilarious mom joke at playgroup, acting out how to drop her sleeping baby into a pack-and-play."
by Cmuehlbe October 10, 2023
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Your Mom

Worst insult a person can possibly think of, if they do.. i dont even know at this point
by ImmaFuckingBanana October 11, 2023
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prosper TX mom

Most “Prosper Moms” blindly trust the indoctrination of their children by the school system while they get their hair extensions and lip filler to stay the elite mom in their swings group so their husband will still find them the most attractive. You must drive a black, white, or silver SUV, have teal pots for your outdoor plants, and have purchased your blue check mark on Facebook and Instagram. They pass their insecurities down to their children in the form of social climbing and exclusivity. They buy their adolescent and teenage daughters designer shoes and handbags as a way to elevate them above the other kids their age all while socially engineering their friendships and relationships based on neighborhoods, parents and extracurricular activities.
You’re a prosper tx mom, aren’t you
by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023
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Your Mom

Hey is that Your Mom?
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by CATandBEE October 12, 2023
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mom is it time for cake?

A thing that people named Jason say that makes people around them lose brain cells.
Jason said, mom is it time for cake? And Hannah smacked him
by Laganja October 14, 2023
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