poop

great masterpiece of god

i pooped

by thanoslover1234322 October 21, 2020

Poop

noun.-a biological entity with bad breathe and body odour and having a bacchanalian expression. Often lacks logical reasoning and judgement and suffers from a complete case of perennial confusion.

adjective- a stupid idiot who sees to it dat each and every comment made by him is contradictory to his previous comment. Makes sure that he/SHE is the butt of evryones jokes. Showing gayish tendencies.

Uses in a sentence
1 Dude, just pooped it!
2 Clean that poop right there!

by darkvader007 February 17, 2010

sneaky poop

when you accidentally poop yourself without realising.

person 1: what is that smell?
person 2: oh shoot I think I sneaky pooped

by pooplord3007 May 5, 2022

Poop Bassinet

A coping skill for those who are terrified by the sound of their poop falling into the toilet and making a slashing sound.

The Poop Bassinet is made by floating several layers of toilet paper on top of the toilet water. This creates a soft landing spot for the falling poop to be gently and most importantly, silently welcomed to the toilet water.

It’s the weirdest thing but she just can’t take a shit unless she makes a poop bassinet. She really needs professional help with her phobia.

by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024

poop

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I like how my poop smeats

by poop626727383 March 5, 2024

Spikey Poop

A poop that hurts when it comes out. (Just like how spikes hurt)

Spikey fart is the brother of it: a fart that hurts when it comes out

Chad: Hey, I just had a spikey poop and it hurt like buttcheeks!

Chad 2: Oh at least you didn't have a spikey fart to follow it up.. Anyways, put some wet toilet paper on it and you'll be fine

by POOPEATER6969420 August 18, 2020

Poop Stick Fart

A long stick of turd waving around the entire house, people clap for you.

WOW! What an amazing Poop Stick Fart

by MeVeryGood February 1, 2021