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Plymouth Rock

The first shit you take after a large holiday meal such as thanksgiving. Usually unpleasant due to overeating and the volume of food digested in a short period of time. A hard and concentrated amalgumation of holiday foods that may be difficult to expel.
“Im gonna use the bathroom in the basement, I got a plymouth rock from all grandma’s cooking I need to push out and it may be awhile.”

“Let’s hurry up and checkout of our hotel room. I clogged the toilet with a plymouth rock.”

“We’re gonna need an enema for the patient in room 5, they went to the buffet for christmas and need to deliver a plymouth rock.”
by But Sects March 24, 2024
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rock full of pockets

When your friend is too high & can't form a sentence.
Ryan said "I have a rock full of pockets" as he sat in the creek playing with the sand & rocks.
by KernelFingerBang January 27, 2017
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Rock City

Detroit Rock City

<First I drink, then i smoke, then i shoot you sun tzu>
Rock city all night long they go.

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by MineOwedWu's July 12, 2021
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Rocked

The extremely beautiful high after a few bong rips.
Dude Bill, Milo is so rocked right now.
by Pebbled January 2, 2017
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Rock Lobster

We were at a party
His earlobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Rock rock
Rock lobster

Down, down

Lobster rock
Lobster rock

Let's rock!
Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!

Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
by Gothic Miscreant February 22, 2024
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Rock week

A week celebrating rocks popular in high schools around the country is an event aimed at promoting geological awareness and appreciation among students. It typically involves various activities such as rock, stones, guest lectures from Mr. Boulder, and hands-on rock-related experiments. This week serves to foster interest in rocks and highlight the importance of rocks in our daily lives and the planet's geological history.
Hey did you know it was rock week⁉️
Fr? I love rock week ‼️
by Zerpyr April 4, 2024
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rock em sock em freak

rock em sock em freaks are sexually attracted to rock em sock em.
Friend: My sisters boyfriend took the rock em sock em game.
Friend goes to the restroom and fucks the toy like rock em sock em freak
by Thankful Deer May 9, 2023
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