Absolutely dog shit at his job, couldn’t investigate who farted if he was alone in a room full of mirrors.
He’s a Crisp eating, biscuit stealing, floppy haired cross eyed cunt who constantly smells of piss. James never takes a bath and uses fox shit for tooth paste
He’s a Crisp eating, biscuit stealing, floppy haired cross eyed cunt who constantly smells of piss. James never takes a bath and uses fox shit for tooth paste
What’s that you’re wearing? It smells like Halloween!
Oh that’s a fresh bottle of James. You can usually smell him before you see him.
Oh that’s a fresh bottle of James. You can usually smell him before you see him.
by Pisscent March 19, 2025

by Fyufyjgyj October 18, 2019

James is James. He is smart, handsome, clever and witty. He's the best friend you'll ever have. He's an awesome individual and "someone who has the ego the size of a lake, but a heart to match it..." He has lots of money and is a bit spoilt, but that doesn't take away from the fact that he never hesitates to not share. He's funny and strong. He's extremely brave. He has this selfless generosity that people envy, and he's filled to the brim with kindness and love. He can't ever keep his mouth shut from the secrets you tell hi, especially if it's a crush. He prioritizes your happiness above everything else and is super supportive. He has a boyish charm that'll surprise you. He's boisterous and very loving. He's loud, rumbunctious and very boastful. He's egoistical, clumsy and a bit oblivious. He loves his friends and will do anything for them. He's a really good friend. His laugh and his smile light up his whole face and will make you smile. He's a very thoughtful and loyal person and when he chooses a friend, he'll never leave you. He has beautiful eyes, and glasses. If he likes you, he'll try and be arrogant to impress you. Don't take it to heart though. He'll grow out of it. He is very gallant, and is fiercely loyal, loving and brave. Don't let go of him. You'll regret it
by one_day_gry_go October 7, 2022

James is a really intelligent & switched on guy. He’s really charming and is very well spoken. He always knows how to make someone happy if they’re down. Although he has trust issues because of his past, he is always looking for reassurance of “love” in a relationship. Not only is he handsome but he’s also super cute when he wants to be.
by queenofhearts6788 November 23, 2021

what actully happens after the going on omegle with fans HEY ARE YOU NINE? yes OMG WE ARE BESTIESS NOW SEND ME UR EMIAL!! OK sends email NOW PUT ON A LITTLE TOT DIAPPER AND DANCE ROUND MAKE SURE TO RECOrD IT! AND SEND IT TOO MEEEE PLSSS IT WOULD rLYY MAKE MY DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY james charles
by sheshalo September 5, 2021

An Indian who brags about his fictional bank account and status, has never seen a vagina outside of his monitor, rips off "Andrew Tate" and other manosphere grifters.
by Legoat's Uncle April 10, 2025

by Tom11345 November 5, 2020
