by Beta__male69 December 3, 2020

Tit to Gut Ratio: The number of inches between a woman's breast to her gut.
1 = 1 inch, this can go positive and negative.
Example 1:
A young woman with a flat stomach and breasts that stick out 2 inches past that.
She would have a T to G Ratio of 2.
Example 2:
A mature woman with a couple extra inches around the waist but massive honkers that stick out 5 inches past her gut.
She would have a positive T to G ratio of 5
Example 3:
A woman with very small breasts and her gut sticks out 3 inches past them.
She would have a T to G of negative 3.
1 = 1 inch, this can go positive and negative.
Example 1:
A young woman with a flat stomach and breasts that stick out 2 inches past that.
She would have a T to G Ratio of 2.
Example 2:
A mature woman with a couple extra inches around the waist but massive honkers that stick out 5 inches past her gut.
She would have a positive T to G ratio of 5
Example 3:
A woman with very small breasts and her gut sticks out 3 inches past them.
She would have a T to G of negative 3.
Convo 1
Steve: "Hey what do you think about her?"
Jacob: "Nah man, she got a negative T to G"
Steve: "What?"
Jacob: "Her gut sticks out more than her tits, that's a bad T to G Ratio.
Convo 2
Steve: "Yo check out this T to G"
Jacob: "Damn that's like 4 inches, she's gotta have double D's"
Convo 3
Steve: "How was your date"
Jacob: "she was nice but idk, her T to G was like point 5 to 1. What's that gonna look like after 50?"
Steve: "Hey what do you think about her?"
Jacob: "Nah man, she got a negative T to G"
Steve: "What?"
Jacob: "Her gut sticks out more than her tits, that's a bad T to G Ratio.
Convo 2
Steve: "Yo check out this T to G"
Jacob: "Damn that's like 4 inches, she's gotta have double D's"
Convo 3
Steve: "How was your date"
Jacob: "she was nice but idk, her T to G was like point 5 to 1. What's that gonna look like after 50?"
by Stevo Jacobson March 24, 2024

an og floppa
person 1: "hey look, its a floppa"
person 2: "thats not just any floppa, thats a floppa g"
person 1: "shiiit man, im jealous"
person 2: "thats not just any floppa, thats a floppa g"
person 1: "shiiit man, im jealous"
by Thewolfleader500 July 21, 2021

Konrad-G (noun, informal): A person who has a peculiar habit or fetish for making plans with others only to later cancel them. This individual derives pleasure not from the plans themselves, but from the act of canceling, often relishing in the disappointment of those who had been looking forward to the activity.
by Konrad the G August 15, 2024

THE BEST TEACHER YOU WILL EVER ENCOUNTER, HE HAS A BALD SPOT AND IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. STUDENST MAY CONSIDER HIM AS THEIR BSF BC HE IS SO FRIENDLY. HE HAS LITTLE CARE FOR ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY AND THAT MY FRINEDS IN JOE G
by saggydaddy September 4, 2020

Let's smoke some "g rock," stay up all night and take stuff apart. Then we can go to the scrap yard.
by Dvnt1 December 21, 2020

a word with no meaning I just made up
also if you are here you are probably the only other person to see this and I've probably forgotten about this, so you are
special
also if you are here you are probably the only other person to see this and I've probably forgotten about this, so you are
special
by me. December 4, 2024
