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Johnsonian hole misdirection

1. A reason for the disastrous 2024 election result cited by a mysterious ex-ministerial source.

2. The silhouette of an overweight man with huge feet and a huge nose, combining stereotypes of both a clown and the mythical liar, pinocchio.

3. A disguised insult in which the speaker appears to be suggesting that a particular person was sorely missed, when in fact the speaker is saying the person is and always was an (arse)hole or similar
A senior ex conservative minister blamed the parties trashing in 2024 on a Boris Johnson shaped hole - a Johnsonian hole misdirection that was picked up by the Tory-supporting press. At face value the ex-minister was bemoaning Boris Johnson's absence, when in fact (s)he may have been laying the blame at the door of Mr Johnson while implying that the man may also be a chocolate starfish in human form.
by gav-wan July 8, 2024
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Horror hole

The horror hole is equivalent to the butthole. Many venture, and many are left petrified.
Seeking pleasure, homosexual, Jack loved to place other men’s dicks inside of his horror hole.
by CallyB123321son August 16, 2018
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Truth-Hole

Someone who is always brutally honest, whom is perceived as a dick or a bitch.
Not trying to be a Truth-Hole, but you shouldn’t wear size 5 when you’re clearly a size 16!

Damn your hair looks like shit!
by Being a dick July 18, 2021
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fire in the hole

Something that happens when you starve a community of epic gamers from content for 6 year and then announse an update and then delay it for 2 months and a half and then release it.
robtop: check steam
geometry dash community: fire in the hole
by Boonkii December 29, 2023
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gapping pussy hole

u hoes cuz urnasty
by ohuhstinky November 16, 2020
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CHINA HOLE

A deep narrow hole, typically dug in a remote area, typically wide enough to drop a body vertically, live or dead, and deep enough so the remains are not easily found. The term comes from the phrase, "Digging a hole to China" meaning to dig a hole so deep, it would poke out the other side of the Earth into China.
Those old school Vegas goons would dig China Holes out in the desert, planting enemies 10+ feet down, head first, and covering them up with with dirt and rocks. With no room to move around, they'd die within minutes or hours.
by chuckdeeznutz April 27, 2021
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Hole of a woman

A woman you date that can't converse with you unless she thinks it for the approval of another person, but sex with her is strange and interesting because her Virgina is tigghter than other women but she's slept with 392 men unprotected. That's not including repeat offenders
I can't believe I almost got shot at Sturgis because someone wanted this hole of a woman. The bitch likes arts and craft counts money and eats glue.
by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021
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