Deny Dick December

Similar to No Nut November but for the girls. A whole month long on the last month of the year for us girls to deny dick.

Jonah: Lemme hit
Abbie: No it's Deny Dick December!
Jonah: What's that?
Abbie: I can't have dick for a month.

by Hiddenideas November 7, 2020

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december 14th

december 14th is the day the hottest and the funniest human ever, alina, was born. on that day everyone should celebrate the fact that they have been blessed by the mere fact that they get to be alive at the same time as alina. to be able to walk the same ground, breathe the same air and have the honor to worship and praise her on this special day, december 14th.

friend: hey, it’s december 14th today. we should go and celebrate the hottest person on the planet’s birthday

by kurooroosterhead November 21, 2021

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December 9

Give your crush a heart <3

gives crush a heart*

Him/Her: Whats this for?

You: its december 9th

Him/Her: <3

by ur.fav. hispanic<3333 December 9, 2021

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december 2nd

slap your bestfriends ass day

Hey bestie guess what today is

It’s december 2nd slaps ass

by randomperson7654 December 1, 2021

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december 4th

besically, its december 3rd again, so if someone asks you out you have to say yes.

no matter what.

boy*** hey
girl*** hey you tryna date ?

boy*** um-
girl*** its december 4th !
boy*** fu--

by anonymous December 4, 2020

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December 3

The day you get a sweater from your soulmate. And note to self, if you do get a sweater yet ready to meet “Heather”.

Alex-*in her mind “its thDecember 3, I should give her my sweater”.
Alex - it’s cold, here have my sweater
Maria- Thanks!
Alex- it looks better on you than it does me
Maria- *in her mind “only if you knew..”*

by Luvfantisy December 3, 2020

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