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Simp

What dire is 100% of the time
When ever dire (simp) gets matching pfp with koki
by Rider the funny December 13, 2021
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SIMP

S-squirrels
I-In
M-my
P-pants
“Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!!”
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”

That’s what SIMP means.
by Jackelanm December 19, 2023
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Simp

A simp is a guy who is desperately trying to win the affection of a someone who doesn't even notice him.
He throws money at her, defends her all the time and would probably die for her, but she still doesn't care.
But a man who just respects women is not a simp. That's a very wrong use of the word.
"Dude why are you simping for her? She doesn't even know your name or care to find out....PLUS she's got a boyfriend!!"
by firefox_ September 10, 2020
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Simp

Super Intense Minecraft Player or it could someone who is working way to hard to be with the person they like.
Guy 1: I like a girl a lot
Guy 2: You a simp
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Simp

John Ambrose from to all the boys
person 1: “oh yeah my fav character is John Ambrose”
person 2: “lmao he was a proper simp”
by loraaxxx January 21, 2023
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simp

treating a women like an actual human being
dickwad: you’re such a simp bro
gentleman: sorry for treating her like a women and not trash
by your moms side July 9, 2020
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Simp

Josh shores
“Josh let’s hangout today”

“Nah I’m with gabby right now

You’re such a simp”
by Riceboy6969 January 28, 2020
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