meat poutine

A "meat poutine" is when a white guy tries to make a social connection with a girl he likes but is awkward as fuck and cant slide into the D.M.s properly.

I tried to get this girl to know I'm interested but I totally made a meat poutine of myself.

by little_wing December 05, 2017

meat wash

a unisex term referring to oral favors of any type.

"That $96.00 appetizer is certainly worth a meat wash!"
OR
"So how was your date with that new girl last night?"
"Oh it was great, she allowed me to give her a meat wash!"

by meatspert February 03, 2010

meat wash

a unisex term referring to oral favors of any type.

"That $96.00 appetizer is certainly worth a meat wash!"
OR
"So how was your date with that new girl last night?"
"Oh it was great, she allowed me to give her a meat wash!"

by meatspert February 03, 2010

medium meat

Man with little meat. Small pecker.

Blake did no damage with his medium meat.
Shelley laughed at Blake's medium meat.

by Texancooker22 April 13, 2018

water meat

A word used indicating suicidal tendencies. Referencing the star sign pisces, directly translated to Korean and back to English, hence water meat. Always used in reference to one's zodiac sign.

My star sign is now water meat! (I want to kill myself)

by weirdonion May 28, 2024

Sweet with meat

You either get it or you don't

That Jake guy is really gay, he doesn't even get "sweet with meat"

by JakesDad4real December 01, 2023

beat meat

to repeatedly smack a segment of meat, (particularly cow fat), with a specialised tool known as a willy wacker

OMG!, my bf Jonathan let me beat his meat at dinner last night, it was incredible! (beat meat)

by lucasant November 14, 2023