joe heron

A man who's cock doesn't protrude outwards, but rather stays inside of him for warmth.
Why does that man have a vagina?

No Billy, he is just a Joe Heron
by Baumtasia January 26, 2015
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Joe Effect

When a person has all the bad luck in the world and can’t ever catch a break. To have everything that happens in your life never go in your favor. Basically the worst luck in the world.
Joe: “Bro, I got a red light ticket for $250 even though I was stopped the whole time.”
Trevor: “That my friend is the Joe Effect!”
by Bababooey11 September 23, 2020
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Joe Effect

When an employee, without being directly detrimental to the company, help other employees seeing they might have better opportunities somewhere else.
Employee 1: I know other companies have great benefits, but they really trust me here.
Employee 2: Damn dog, you need to explore other option where you are now in your career.

HR: We are losing a lot of employees in that department, might be the Joe Effect
by therealjohnlocke May 24, 2022
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Joe who?

"I really gottem when he asked Joe who?"
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Joe Roam

Absolutely fucking inting it beyond belief in every lane.
Alex was carrying the game until someone began a Joe roam and threw the game.
by Hamdinner December 21, 2021
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Uncle Joe

The morning after a night of drinking and you are moving kinda slow. Just as in the theme song for petticoat junction.
How are you feeling this morning Danny?

Man, that was a crazy night. I am feeling a bit "uncle Joe" this morning.
by Jackvader442 May 01, 2022
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