Frederick is a man who has a micro pp. He will never be able to please a woman and will have no chance of giving a girl an orgasm. He is also a spaz who is exceptionally fast. He will also argue with his male teachers in middle and high school. On top of that he will meet a girl named Sierra and will like her. He will soon lose interest but than faller for her again and they will get married. They will have around 10 children.
Your a Frederick JAmes Hofman
by Xx_thefurgy_xX May 17, 2019
“omg look at that super cool girl, that’s James Dean’s wife!”
“wow her fits are fire, she must be James Dean’s wife”
“wow her fits are fire, she must be James Dean’s wife”
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by James Y toilet November 27, 2024
Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
A wholesome web series of shorts made by the Canadian animator James Bear. It consists of the adventures of James and his girlfriend, Claire.
Guy1: Man, I love Claire and James! Such a cute series!
Guy2: Yeah, I hope the creator can do more in the future.
Guy2: Yeah, I hope the creator can do more in the future.
by RionWillians May 06, 2022