crusty nut meth

meth made with crusty nut only emitted from the crustiest of balls

ivan: yo dude i got some crusty nut meth, wanna hit it?
retard: *snorts* WOOOOOOO damn man that hits harder than a bull with his balls wrapped in duct tape

by iasegyufs May 23, 2022

Nutual (nut mutual)

when the urge or want to NUT someone is mutual

yeah I though it was one sided but apparently the feeling was nutual (nut mutual) . I'm so in love.

by sstelladoc March 15, 2018

hoof you in the nuts

a kick in the genitals

shut your face asshole or I will hoof you in the nuts

by de99 April 24, 2017

stepping on my nuts

aggressively proving a point that is completely false in order to falsify a truth.

Quit stepping on my nuts with that information. I know the right answer and it isn't what you are telling me.

by imstoneybologna October 7, 2015

New Year Nut

You begin to beat your meat and you try to nut right as it hits New Year

Brad “what’d you do for New Years?”
Mike “I stayed home and started of the year with a New Year Nut

by Uejej13 December 31, 2020

numerous nut November

Instead of no nut november numerous nut november is to see how much you can nut in one month

Bro f@&k no nut november i’m doing numerous nut november

by myboi<><>isTHICk November 3, 2022

Corn nut challenge

You and a buddy each have to individually swallow two bags of corn nuts whole without chewing the corn nuts. The turd that looks most like corn on the cob wins.

I challenged premo to a corn nut challenge , that dude shit out a Perfect cob!

by Throckmorton619 January 10, 2021