lard ass

big fat smelly bastard

ryan cambers (chunk)

by ladlo March 5, 2004

ass master

(slang) One who is master of all things ass-related.

My boss is being such an ass master today!

by Robert Turner January 29, 2003

Bad Ass

Someone who does not ever look back at an explosion.

Person: OMG!!! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT GAS STATION EXPLODE.

Bad Ass: nope.

by COBHC765 April 13, 2010

asses and elbows

In hasty retreat (i.e. the only part of you the enemy sees)

As soon as the Italians met the French army, they were completely asses and elbows, all morale broken.

by William Martin October 18, 2006

pink-ass

really, really pink

she was wearing a pink-ass shirt today

by Hank Bass September 8, 2009

Bus Ass

A women that is very tall and has a flat ass.

Bob: Oh man, look at that bus ass.
Bill: Take one for the team Bob.

by TeHeLaugh January 19, 2008

ass bonanza

Defined as an occurance when excessive pressure is built up in the colon causing a rectal explosion of fecal matter and intestinal juices. Then outside participants join in pounding said exploded ass with all manner of blunt objects including pants anacondas, broom sticks, and cacti.

Outside of the taco bell my diarrhea caused an ass bonanza as hundreds of mexicans pounded me senseless following the gaseous explosion of my rectus.

by Lord Commodore January 25, 2005