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Green Jesus

Description for some bomb ass weed that has you seeing the Matrix...
'Chilling at home, playing Borderlands, stoned off my ass on that Green Jesus...'
by otismakesmusic March 10, 2023
mugGet the Green Jesusmug.

green fn

green fn is when you shoot your shot on a girl and do it perfectly.
ay girl are u 5 cuz u in ur prime

teehee wanna go out later

sure green fn
by 03vren March 26, 2024
mugGet the green fnmug.

Green anole

When you use avocado as lube to go in the rear.
"I gave her the Green anole"
"Fresh or can-based?"
"Can. Then got the can involved"
by Cocaine Bear September 30, 2023
mugGet the Green anolemug.

green

the base of a phrase of excitement and confidence used to compliment a basketball shot you are sure will go in before it does. originated from the game NBA2K, where the shot meter turns green if you release at the right time and the shot for sure goes in.
DeAndre shot the ball, and yelled "green fuh nigga" just as it went through the hoop.
by baseworldbillionare March 31, 2024
mugGet the greenmug.

Green Fn

When you say or do something good or charismatic, reference to “greening” a shot in NBA2k
I’m so tired” “That would make sense you’ve been running through my mind all day” “Green fn”
by ẞeluċa March 27, 2024
mugGet the Green Fnmug.

Red light green light game

A masturbation game played between adults where one person says red light or green light.

The other person male or female masturbates whenever the person has said green light but has to stop when they say red light
Player 2:can we play Red light green light game ?
Player 1:sure!
Player 1: green light

Player 2: begins masturbating

Player 1: decides how Long to wait before saying red light
Player 2: stops
The time between when player1 says red light and green light is up to them it is often played during live streams while player 1 is interacting with people not playing the game
by Rlgl September 8, 2025
mugGet the Red light green light gamemug.

Green

a non binary mf who chose to name themselves this bcs of an unreasonable affinity to the colour green. obsessed with plants, cats, rings, flowers, tea, soup, and queer contemporary novels. spends most of their time listening to sad gay music while reading The Perks of Being a Wallflower. an art geek/theatre kid and mentally ill.
pass me the green. no not them, the weed.
by youareadarksorcerer November 22, 2021
mugGet the Greenmug.

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