national poke parker’s tit day

april 29 of every four years poke a parker’s tits.

I poked parker’s tits bro. it’s national poke parker’s tit day hype chad.national poke parker’s tit day.

by parker’s bf April 29, 2019

National Headband Day-Dec.15

It’s national headband day because it’s carly’s birthday.

Hey why are you wearing a Nike headband? It’s National Headband Day-Dec.15

by Carly’s Headband December 15, 2019

National fuck Rhys Weaver day

Take your booty and place it on Rhys's dick.
Fri, April 13

Let him touch you National fuck Rhys Weaver day.

by Fuck rhys April 12, 2019

National rub a girls leg month

National rub a girls leg month

National rub a girls leg month, you have to rub a girls leg unexpectedly in the month of October

by Kathlyn October 11, 2019

National claim your bae day

Where you celebrate your boyfriend/girlfriend and claim them to be your one and only and are loyal 24/7

Hey David go claim your girl and give her a hug and give her your hoodie or something today is national claim your bae day

by Thegirlwhomakesdefintions October 14, 2019

National slob on my knob day

National slob on my knob day is, April 28.

Hey it's National slob on my knob day;) wanna suck my sick babe?

by Suck daddy May 31, 2018

National fake ass friends day

On the day February 8th you get to post all the fake friends you have no offence to the people who get posted.

“Have you heard it’s national fake ass friends day today today will be great ”

by Yourmum225 February 2, 2020