black mags

when an african american inserts a vibrated into his own anal cavity then walks around the mall and screams "oh yeah!"

Patrick Zacharias always black mags himself even though he is white!

by Nick Zacharais August 15, 2009

Black Thursday

when a group of white girls hook up with a group of black guys

Remember that Black Thursday when all dem cracka bitches brought those black dudes hizome?

by white Z December 20, 2008

black metal whore

A chick who claims to be a fan of black metal as a means of getting attention from men in the black metal scene. The black metal whore is obsessed with her tits, and takes numerous pictures exposing her cleavage and posts them on her facebook/myspace. She is usually fat, ugly, and a poser who is willing to suck a long haired man's dick for the sake of being considered "metal." She doesn't get along with other girls for the most part. This is partly because shes a fat whore, and also because she can't stand feeling as though her attention is at risk. Favorite bands usually consist of Burzum, Darkthrone, and Mayhem. The occasional black metal whore will like Cradle of Filth if she hasn't discovered that they are shit. But of course, how could she know? It's not like she listens to black metal anyway!

Black Metal Whore: OMG Varg Vikernes is so cute! His story converted me to Satanism.
Black Metal Dude: You do realize that Varg wasn't a Satanist, right?

by nisakuv December 11, 2011

Because im black

A sentence used by african americans when they don't get what they want.

Tyrone: Hey Jeff, come meet me up at the ball court, lets shoot some hoops G.

Jeff: Nah dude i can't, sorry man.

Tyrone: Oh, i see how it is. It's because im black, isn't it?

Jeff: Yep.

by Sperm Filled Cock July 19, 2009

Loud black girls

I dont mean to be stereotypical, but a majority of fights at school are cause over, stupid black girls, who are insecure, so they have to constantly feed there ego to make themselves feel better; by causing pointless drama
They are too judgemental, and asume way to many things, and its a waste of life.
They need to get over it.
And its not just black girls.
GET OVER IT, THERE IS GOING TO BE GIRLS PRETTIER THEN YOU, SO FUCK OFF. AND GET A FUCKING LIFE.

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black girl one: DID THA GURL JUSS LOOK AT ME, ONO SHE DIDENT, IMM KICK HER ASS.

black girl two: LETS GO KICK HER ASS, N PUT HER IN HER PLACE FOR STARING

girl who apparently stared: what the fuck, i dont even fucking know these girls, abahah, fucking loud black girls have no fucking life.

by yourfuckingmom September 24, 2009

Black Jack Scale

An alternative scale of judging female attractiveness that is similar to black jack. The lower the number you give the female, the more times that you would like to have intercourse with or "hit" the female. Inversely, higher numbers are reserved for females that are rather unattractive and in most situations in which you are not piss drunk, you would not want to have intercourse with or "hit" the female.

Damn that girl is fine! She's definitely a 1 on the Black Jack Scale. I'd hit her again and again and again!
Holy shit that girl is nasty! I'd never do her, she's a 21 on the Black Jack Scale no doubt

by Emack44 October 6, 2010

black light burns

NIN 2.0

Kill a few,
kill a dozen
Kill the night eyes kin
Well he's rappin on the pane of the window again
He's got a blade for a tongue
and snakes for eyes
and his hands on the handles of a hundred knives
And if they don't fall down
you can watch them run
with two bullets in your pocket
and a rusty gun
We're goin' three by three to the mountain top
to throw that son of a bitch
right off the highest drop

~ I want you to by Black Light Burns

by crackerjackstan March 12, 2010