gods cotton

God's cotton. Is the most potent Danky dank of the dankiest of dank.

This sativa strain is only grown in Mooresville IN

Friend:Hey man wanna get some gods cotton?

Bruh: nah bro I was nodding out on that bud besides I got more right here

Friend: you didn't smoke it all?

Bruh: impossible nobody can smoke that much not even god himself

Friend: ....

Bruh: well maybe..

Friend: only one way to find out

(Conclusion: they took one toke and passed out)

by DaddyDankmaster February 25, 2017

Shrimp God

A guy with the smallest of dicks.

"Justin's the shrimp god!"

by Basedgod69 March 17, 2015

God

You expected a definition but it was really I DIO.

Dio is literally god man

by Dio simp March 5, 2021

Serving God

Your God is a psychopathic narcissist that you've literally been abused into worshipping. If you want to serve a psychopathic narcissist you know where to find me.

Hym "If that's what you consider 'Serving God' not only are you not actually doing that to me but you're offering conditional help to unconditionally affected people."

by Hym Iam August 29, 2023

skibidi gods

you pray to these when getting a vaccine

kid: "EEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH EEEEEE SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES SKIBI... AAAAAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHH AAAHOHOHO OOOOH-"
caption: "lil bro was praying to the skibidi gods 😭😭"

by i am dream u r gumball December 26, 2023

Rizz God

Someone with a BIG LANGTHY GURTHY COCK, very tall, their name is DEFINITELY bubba. They can pull people towards them with a snap of a finger.

"Javen Zaccia Donald is such a rizz god, he just made me fold and all he had to do is snap his fingers. Use his weapons of rizz, moving them in a special place." (weapons of rizz= hands)

by umwtf2424 March 23, 2023

I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god itself would weep when presented with it

Friend 1: Hey man, I just finished watching Shouju Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? Hold up, let me search it up real quick
Not that long later
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast101 March 22, 2025