what do you do with pasta

“What do you do with pasta?”
“YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN” ~ Connor Ball from The Vamps

“Hey mate? What do you do with pasta?”

“YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN”

by Jade Irwin February 19, 2019

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That's what I said last Monday

A prickish statement brimming with undertones of adoration, playfulness and belonging often used in lieu of the longer and more appropriate: "That's what I so poorly tried to explain last Monday, but failed at when I got caught up in your smile. I am so impressed that you came to the same conclusion, if only you could see my smile instead of hearing the mumble of my foot in my mouth."

Her: *Heartfelt sentiment*

Him: "That's what I said last Monday"

<Mood is killed>

Her: "Who says that?"

by WhoIsthisIs November 2, 2009

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What's behind door number one

1. Death. "Door number one" is the coffin lid, the ground above the grave or the gravestone.

2. Severe consequence.

"You want to jump off, Jamf, or do you want what's behind door number one?"

"Do you think H likes what he found behind door #1?"

by TmmR January 23, 2008

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Duh What Time Is It Girl

Some stupid girl that I went to a gifted program summer thing with ten years ago. I only saw her once on the playground and she said "Duh What Time is It" and it was so fucking funny. She was a 'tard.

she sucks cock good though, fo' a reta'd!

by Caca October 8, 2003

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whats tha deal on the key cuz

Means what is going to happen today.Or what are you going to do tommoro.Or whats are fixn to do right now.

kid1:Hey dawg, whats the deal on the
key cuz

kid2:Nothin really just thinkin about what to do right now

kid1:Aight then cuz hit me up when you gon' do somethin.

by Jesse hernandez May 13, 2005

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