Yo my slime

Yo my slimes or what's up my slimes is a new sentence or 'phrase' used by many the late 2020; The phrase simply means What's up or How are you.

<Jacob> - Yo my slime what's up
<Tyler> - Not much g wbu
<Jacob> - Yeah good my slime

by Esplike September 23, 2020

My Mom Is Dead

It is the most common comeback against a Yo Mama joke. Used in an emergency when one can't think of anything to say. Using it automatically results in Fail for being such a lulzkiller. Please note that this is NOT the ultimate comeback

Bob: Btw, can you get my wallet for me? I left it on your mom's dresser.
Drew: My mom is dead
Bob: That explains why she wasn't screaming so much

by Sundance Kid September 17, 2007

My Uncle Ted

Refers to a creepy (often theoretical) person who is usually an uncle by genetics or marriage, else is a close male friend of the family who has a strong pedophilia feeling, and sometimes appears to be homosexual too. This always applies to adult men who have been accused or convicted of sexual violence/rape, child molestation, or bestiality, likes pornography, lives in a cave, is over 40 w/ a receding hairline, excessive back hair, ear hair, and nose hair, and/or gets a boner every time he see's a person under 12 years of age. These people should generally be avoided.

Person 1: "Would Chuck Norris be considered My Uncle Ted, considering he has banged every female in existence, which implies that he had a boner while around people under 12 years of-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 1: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Person 2: "That's what you get for questioning Chuck Norr-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 2: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Chuck Norris: "That's what you get for being in the presence of someone who has questioned Chuck Norris."
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *FAIL*
Chuck Norris: "Nice try Mr T., but only I can do that." *PWNZ*

by PossumCuber October 16, 2009

Get my TEEEEJ on!

To openly admit, you will be involved in sexual activities, paid heavily for something, or spend a huge amount of money immediately afterwards you say this phrase!

Thomas: Hey Nikko, what are you and Diana doing tonight?
Nikko: I'm taking her to my place, and I'm going to get my TEEEEJ on!!!!

Warren: Sweet, next week we're getting paid then I'm going to get my TEEEEJ on!

by pnoy03balla June 10, 2011

Jump in my car

The David Hasselhoff medley that men use to pick up unsuspecting women.
Works best if you are incredibly drunk and thrusting into the american flag.

"Jump in my car, I want to take you home, come on and jump in my car, it's way too far to walk on your own"

by Holly Holly Wood September 14, 2008

shitting in my cornbread

Questioning someone's seriousness

Are you shitting in my cornbread?

by josh wilson December 6, 2006

smoke my bacon

used in atlanta awhile back,which means,"suck my dick".

a mans dick or "penis" is also known as meat, so bacon is meat. Say you were at the dinner table and someone say something you dont like,instead of saying, "suck my dick" out loud and being rude, just be polite and say, "smoke my bacon".

by Ocho Suerte February 11, 2009