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five good twos

five meaning a set of five good twos, in which case you have five twos that add up to ten
lil nig: Rate dat ho over there
me: I’ll give her a five, five good twos 🤣
by jeen yuhs March 11, 2022
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good jag

Bill - Tommy, your'e drinking?!

Tommy - Hell yeah Bill!
Bill - Fuckin Good Jag Tommy!
by bsbuckslayer May 6, 2018
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He's so good at hearing!

What you say when you see fanart of Rendog with more than 2 ears.
Wow this design of Rendog is cool, he's so good at hearing!
by Mimmit November 23, 2021
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Tom good

A person who gets lucky at rainbow six siege and claims it off as “skill” (he is actually ok at siege)
by Joe Tighe January 15, 2020
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Good Morning God Bless

Taking a shit, drinking coffee, and eating egg salad at the same time.
Devon: "Hey, where's Jerry?"
Carl: "Oh he's doing a Good Morning God Bless"
by AnthonyTheVast May 22, 2018
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because it's good for you

The ultimate b**ls**t reason that someone in authority impatiently tells you to forcibly pressure you to consume/do something you detest, such as insipidly chomp through a huge bowl of oatmeal, choke down hard/sticky/bitter medicine-pills/powder/syrup, bake in the sun for extended periods, attend school/church, meet/interact with someone whom you fear/dislike, or any other acutely-disagreeable action of dubious --- and still largely unproven, in many cases --- effectiveness or benefit.
Using the age-old "because it's good for you" reasoning to convince someone to perform one or more disagreeable tasks --- especially if you cannot be totally certain that said procedure actually is indeed necessary/appropriate/effective for that particular person, and in those particular circumstances --- has always been an unwise and hurtful procedure; not only may it needlessly subject the "sufferer" to untold misery, but it also can often cause the agonized "victim" to totally turn away from and obsessively do the exact opposite of said practices/procedures (such as entirely shunning "health foods" like vegetables in favor of junk foods like chips and soda, or tempestuously refusing to hear or discuss anything even remotely alluding to religion) just as soon as he gets old enough to begin making his own decisions, and cause him to live an exceedingly unhealthy and "intellectually isolated" lifestyle. Plus it is an especially tragic mistake in current times, when there now exist so many far-more-palatable alternatives to the "basic 'n' boring" past methods of carrying out said "necessary tortures", such as using fun educational videos instead of having to tediously bury one's nose in a dusty book, or administering pleasant-flavored herbal/medicinal beverages instead of following a horridly "strict 'n' mundane" Puritan-type diet.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
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What's Good Witchu?

Street Slang Meanin' What's Goin' On With You?, What's Goin' On With Yew?, How Are You Doin'?, How Yew Doin'?, What's Trendin' With You?, What's Trendin' With Yew?, What's New With You? & What's New With Yew?
"Yo Killa Cam!! What's Good Witchu? Zero. Erstreet At Ever Soo Much At Ever Str8 Thuggin', Ever Str8 Stuntin' & Ever Livin' Life Fully." - Erstreet Harlem aka Harlem, Flea, Kiery Weiry & Freshley.
by Hzr February 23, 2022
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