December 2

National buy something over £20 day,
U have to buy something for over £20
Or your broke af

‘Mum buy me fifa 22 plz’
‘Why should I’
‘Because it’s December 2’

by Judemansbridge123 October 3, 2021

December 8th

Only the baddest bitchez are born on this day. Any wedding held on this day should have at least 3 nicki minaj songs and feature a crucifixion of cardi b. On this day everyone must get 6 inch nails and look like an hour glass hailing QUEEN nicki.

Have you heard of our lord and savior Nicki Minaj, as today being December 8th I think it would be right for you to learn of her.

by barbz number 1 October 3, 2021

December 13th

Hot hot hot hot hottttttt

Milly: ur ugly
Lilly: I’m born on December 13th
Milly: Sorry </3

by Aidan Lokison October 4, 2021

december 14

National favorite ex day! This is a day that you celebrate your favorite ex!

“hey, who’s your favorite ex?”

“kim k., why?”

“because it’s december 14th.”

“what’s that?”

“it’s national favorite ex day!”

by cowgirl3 October 5, 2021

december 28th

Quite the asshole, they don’t really deserve anything in life. Most are fine or good but there’s a small few who are terrible.

Weegee: “Hey, when were you born?”
MeeM: “December 28th.”
Weegee: “You suck. B)”
MeeM: “I know.”

by MeeMTheCatMaid October 7, 2021

December 19

Katie was born on this day, a cute, cool and intelligent girl.

Nerd : it's december 19th, we must worship katie
Katie : thanks nerd

by iamadilf October 9, 2021

December 11

People born on this day are complete total bitches who chat shit and think they are cool when really they are complete loners

Boy: hey i should ask her our
Friend: hell no she is born on December 11th
Boy: ew nvm

by UnknownUser62925 October 9, 2021