water wanker

A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.

Can we just play this game please?

No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!

by Tormentedjedi November 24, 2014

Gon-Wanker

A person who thinks they are of sporting excellence and believe they are the manager but are in fact a wanna-be, annoying little prick

He was a right gon-wanker t football yesterday.

by DarkLord7 December 5, 2014

wanker blanker

a wanker is a penis and a wanker blanker is a girl who has no sex appeal.

Miley Cyrus is a wanker blanker.

by el ga December 1, 2013

Investment wanker

An investment banker who wears a white shirt with a gilet (normally Patagonia) and chats a lot of shit

That guy over there is 100% an investment wanker. Just look at his vest.

by Dave and Dan in Singapore February 17, 2023

wanker yanker

1) An American who is also a wanker.

2) An American who is mid-wank.

Person 1: Oi mate, do you see that yank ova there?

Person 2: Yea mate, hes a wanker yanker.

Person 1: Literally.

by StevenAyank March 21, 2016

Ebay Wanker

A person missing a few braincells who bids on an item before the last few minutes. Great for the seller not so great for the buyers including the EW themselves

"Hey Jeff you get that signed Star Wars trainset you were after in the end?"

"No the Ebay Wankers strikes back."

by beyoncesbitch January 12, 2012

Mirror Wanker

Someone who is extremely arrogant. He is so into himself that the only thing that turns him on is his own reflection.

What a mirror wanker, telling everyone about his new car.

by Mit Snereif December 16, 2009