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long-prong thong

A person who is constantly bored. They don’t like what used to entertain them, they have zero exercise, zero power in their brain's battery, zero oxygen… They are basically a zerozerozerozerozerozero.
Please, anyone who is in here, tell my brother to do something real because I don’t like him being a long-prong thong anymore!
by bluestinger66 March 13, 2024
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Slack Thong

A well built mature lady who isn’t exactly fussy about removing her underwear.
“Oh dear, you look traumatised mate”. “Yes, I bumped into Lindsey after 10 pints and the Slack Thong came off.
by Geoff Paddle June 6, 2022
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John in a thong

It’s all gone John in a thong.”
by Daze1997 June 9, 2022
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