Skip to main content

donald thong

This is the formal definition of what former president aka the loser of the United States wears as underwear. A purple thong with lace that goes all the way up his ass. It has many skid-marks and smells like absolute shit, just like Donald Trumps racist self :)
"I think Stacy started wearing Donald Thongs, it would make more sense as to why she started being so uptight and annoying"
by joey bugsville November 10, 2020
mugGet the donald thongmug.

Eat a thong

Literally
To run your tongue across the entire circumference of woman's thong. Warning: extra curricular activities may ensue!
I was doing an eat a thong with my gf
When I face planted her rain forest. I got a load of clit spit! Tastesaytional!
by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021
mugGet the Eat a thongmug.

Thong curds

Those crusty yet juicy kernels of feminine goodness that accumulate on a right fitting thong over tome
On my goodness , those are some mighty tasty thong curds you have cultivated.
by glittered and tattered April 30, 2023
mugGet the Thong curdsmug.

Share this definition