spiky club

The process in which a man shaves his ball sack several days before sexual intercourse in order to repeatedly slap a woman's genital area with short, spiky hairs during rapid vaginal penetration. This is generally done to get back at a woman for some undesirable act she has committed herself, as the short, bristly ball sack hairs resulting from just a short time of growth cause a considerable amount of pain, similarly to a cactus or spiky club hitting the woman's asshole.

I caught my girl cheating on me the other day, so I decided to give her the spiky club treatment. Several days later, I was cumming while she was crying!

by lakersrule89 April 5, 2010

love in this club

A kick ass song, and it's not about sex and fudging...

The lyrics are about "Lust at First Sight".

Thanks wikipedia!

Be on the look out for LiL Wayne to remix this song!

Love in This Club is a great song, and maybe a comeback song for Usher!

by metallkidd93 March 11, 2008

Club Boy

A generally narcissistic man who only works out his upper body when at the gym, not realizing/caring for the HUGE importance of lower body because it doesn't suit an aesthetic purpose.

"We best not scrap with that club boy he might stab us with his toothpick legs."

by Vash43796 December 9, 2008

Club Nipples

When a girl is horny in the club and her nips become erect.

Sophia: "Ooo damn Ryan is lookin' nice tonight."

Anne: "Girl yo nips is huge!"

Anne & Sophia: "CLUB NIPPLES!!"

by SPACENIPPLES December 16, 2011

Phaser club

The Phaser club is a group of badass motherfuckers who all wield phasers. It is a rare sight for the stars must be aligned with the earth as the dark chitulhu sets down upon the d-bag known only as "Toni"

Homie 1: I now wield the mighty phaser.
Homie 2: Welcome to the phaser club!
Homie 3: Party of 4!!!!
Homie 4: I want some nachos.

by sexy mothafuckaaaaa September 3, 2016

Club-Rézo

A club whose brainstorming sessions are nasty, awful, depressing, funny, but extremely effective.

- Damn, we talked about OnlyFans and murder in our meeting. But at least we got new ideas.
- That's so Club-Rézo.

by Equilasticot March 9, 2022

Sam's clubbing

Sam's Clubbing happens to be the gratuitous occasion of arriving on destination via Sam's Club and partaking in the various locales of samples and/or hand-outs as a meal.

My mother took us out Sam's Clubbing because she spent all of her food money on an assortment of plastic surgeries.

by Pitahbred/Dir August 14, 2010