Brandon

Guy who is whipped af

Look at that couple in the woods taking picture. I bet he’s a Brandon.

by alwaysrightdefinitions October 1, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is most likely a bisexual who loves taking penis up the butt. He probably has a girlfriend to cover how gay he actually is.

Brandon is a homosexual

by Brandon meme September 5, 2020

Brandon

An egg

Break 3 Brandons into the bowl then whisk thoroughly

by Zadel November 6, 2017

Brandon

a mother ducking asshole who can only forcus in one thing and it ain't gonna be you
also is fucking werid and antisocial asf

Oh so he's a Brandon, hA good luck with that Brandon's are never good.

by uGhidfk October 20, 2018

Brandon

He will now and forever be a fuckboy. If in a relationship never give a second chance you'll only come out hurt worse than before. He isn't worth it.
Bad lover but a good friend sometimes.

Can you believe what Brandon did?

Yes, he's a fuckboy.

by Darlin'deer January 17, 2018

Brandon

Beandon is the definition of a rodent like emasculated creature with hideous body odor, missing teeth and third stage syphillis like symptoms of dementia. Usually missing a Male gonad which explains inability to man up. Needs constant financial support and will not take responsibility for children he sired, not many rodent species do though.

Brandon has run out of excuses to not work again, he could be deaf and need of euthanasia

by Cactusjackpaulwillbeback January 9, 2019

Brandon

Me

Hey Brandon

by fjbgo[beoibegw[0bge December 17, 2019