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smash hips

from Big Pun's song "Punish Me":
"I look back and reminisce how we used to kiss
and smash hips in the GS I bought her last Christ'"
by damalc January 9, 2008
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Fat Smash

Another term for when you go poop.
I'm about to have a fat smash!
by majorbro November 12, 2010
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Apple Smash

To pound the booty. Pillaging, but albeit pleasurable, anal sex.
I can't wait to get home tonight braaaahhh. Bae will beer there waiting for me, in bed, on all fours, waiting for an apple smash.

Pound dat ass good braaaaaaahhh.
by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015
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Boner Smash

verb/interjection.

A strange, malicious and supremely homo-erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain Cleveland, OH all-boy academy. A boner smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect penis of another while shouting "BONER SMASH!!!!"

This puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:

Why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?
What would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person's engorged unit?

Boner smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of "Nut Tapping," another Cleveland phenomenon.

Many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.
ex. "Hey, there's S-Petro. A boner? NICE!! I'll take care of that!"
*walks over to S-Petro*
"BONER SMASH!!!"
*sharply thrusts outstretched palm into S-Petro's groin, S-Petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues*
by Real Heady Krizlo September 27, 2005
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Crystal Smash

Smashing up crystal meth and snorting it instead of injecting it
Guy 1: Oh man i forgot the syringe, how we gonna get our meth fix?
Guy 2: Let's just crystal smash!
by Emance March 19, 2017
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smash him

To take one and beat the fuck outta him no bullshit straight smashing
I went to cub to find peewee that time just to smash him for her
by Hd#48 April 20, 2018
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smashing cookies

Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?

Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!
by mister delicious September 28, 2009
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