Mikerowave

When Mike T. microwaves food and has no clue what he's doing and over does it every time. It turns to rubber , is too hot to touch and is basically inedible.

Boy, you Mikerowaved the shit out of that Hot Pocket.

by Groundskeeper Willy March 8, 2024

Microwaving Bacon

The act of using mayo packets to aggressively beat your hog to Russell Wilsons dangerwich commercial.

"Did you guys hear about colin?"

"His mom walked in on him microwaving bacon last night."

by Willard24 November 5, 2025