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Michael

Seems like the best possible boyfriend. Smart, cute, funny. Then slowly gets bored of you until he leaves your lovestruck ass and goes to break another girls heart.
Michael used to love me, then he met her...
by TigerPhoenix862 September 30, 2017
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Michael

Michael is the type of guy you will fall for instantly and be fooled. He may seem like he likes you but he doesn't. He flirts with other girls and probably plays sports like baseball. He is probably one of the more popular people in school and all he does is think of himself. Don't get involved with a Michael he will drive you crazy.
Ugh look at that guy Michael he is such a fool.
by Pinkdancer June 5, 2018
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Michael

A FAT MIDDLE AGED BALDING MALE who lives with his mom. He is a dull/common person. Someone lacking power who's mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.
"Ew, you are going to end up a michael!"
by mugandstuff February 5, 2010
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Michael

That kid is such a Michael...he wears a beanie so you can't see his pubes...
by The Ultimate Mancore August 15, 2010
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Michael

Is very nice and if you annoy it, it will snap at you like a crocodile who hasn’t had food in a year. Is heterosexual and not gay, gets very annoyed of you call it gay, so my advice is to not call it gay... you would regret it... my number is *11 digit number here*
Michael is the best
by mstrmikeymoo December 2, 2019
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Michael

He has a massive cock
Wow, Michael has such a big dick
by Child in your basement November 25, 2019
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Michael

Michael is a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. He is a player and disgusting. Never date a Michael unless you really truly like him.
Person 1:” hey did you hear how Michael moved on in a week

Person 2:” Yeah. He such a player”
by itsyogirly February 6, 2020
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