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Michael

Seems like the best possible boyfriend. Smart, cute, funny. Then slowly gets bored of you until he leaves your lovestruck ass and goes to break another girls heart.
Michael used to love me, then he met her...
by TigerPhoenix862 September 30, 2017
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Michael

Michael is the type of guy you will fall for instantly and be fooled. He may seem like he likes you but he doesn't. He flirts with other girls and probably plays sports like baseball. He is probably one of the more popular people in school and all he does is think of himself. Don't get involved with a Michael he will drive you crazy.
Ugh look at that guy Michael he is such a fool.
by Pinkdancer June 5, 2018
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michael

This guy is the pengest person you will ever meet. He is great at everything such as sport drums and overall talented. This guy gets all the girls .
Michael can pull girls left right and center like betany
by bethany f%%% May 16, 2018
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Michael

A FAT MIDDLE AGED BALDING MALE who lives with his mom. He is a dull/common person. Someone lacking power who's mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.
"Ew, you are going to end up a michael!"
by mugandstuff February 5, 2010
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Michael

That kid is such a Michael...he wears a beanie so you can't see his pubes...
by The Ultimate Mancore August 15, 2010
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Michael

Michael is a fit, good looking boy. Michaels usually have brown hair and are tall! Michael can cheer anyone up if there down. He is a funny and nice person.
Oh my god is that Michael!
by vampirewashington October 13, 2020
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Michael

If you have ever met a Michael V, you are lucky to have met them. They have soft blue eyes and dirty blonde hair and are very attractive. A Michael takes care of you and treats you kindly, their smile is beautiful even if they disagree. A Michael is stubborn and can sometimes act quick, he might also seem like a psychopath. He's really cute too and has his way with people. He is the kind of person you would want to be around with for the rest of your life. You don't know what to say when you look into his eyes because there's so much you want to say but just can't,
Sam: A Michael takes care of you and treats you kindly They have soft blue eyes and dirty blonde hair and are very attractive. A Michael takes care of you and treats you kindly, their smile is beautiful even if they disagree. A Michael is stubborn and can sometimes act quick, he might also seem like a psychopath. He's really cute too and has his way with people. He is the kind of person you would want to be around with for the rest of your life. You don't know what to say when you look into his eyes because there's so much you want to say but just can't,
by jesusismybible October 16, 2019
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