A woman who’s neither pretty nor ugly — someone a man would date or have sex with if he has no other options.
She’s a Melissa, but she’s better than nothing.
She’s a Melissa, but she can get laid pretty easily if she commits to her beauty routine and pulls all the stops.
She’s a Melissa, but she can get laid pretty easily if she commits to her beauty routine and pulls all the stops.
by Rosestorm September 17, 2025
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Get the When Melissa And I Are Going To Fucking Have Sexual Intercoursemug. melissa aka mel is the best person to ever exist and she is better than u she’s literally so perfect and amazing and beautiful and cute (NOT FRUITY!!!) but ya shes literally so perfect and better than u
by qttttsttays April 22, 2021
Get the Melissamug. Someone that takes time to get to know them fully, but when you do, you won't regret it. Someone who you will love only for her personality and vibes. Someone who laughs with you and at you, but mostly with you. Someone who you won't ever regret meeting. Someone who's kinda evil, but its ok because you still love them. Someone who, even through the tough times, will still love you. :)
by afreakinpieceofcheese November 21, 2021
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I saw her from across the room while I was working security and there I knew, I wanted a Hot Melissa.
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025
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by MusicLoverXOX May 29, 2014
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