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Melissa

A woman who’s neither pretty nor ugly — someone a man would date or have sex with if he has no other options.
She’s a Melissa, but she’s better than nothing.

She’s a Melissa, but she can get laid pretty easily if she commits to her beauty routine and pulls all the stops.
by Rosestorm September 17, 2025
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Ali Melissa Schaff

This girl is a music sensation. Crossed between a mix of Hayley Williams and Taylor Swift. She has hits such as "You Are Here," "Alibis," "The Line," "Disarray," and "Keeping Secrets," as well as many more. She is played on the radio. She is gorgeous and extremely talented at singing, playing guitar, and writing songs. She is a star and my idol.
If you like alternative music, you will love Ali Melissa Schaff.
by MusicLoverXOX May 29, 2014
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melissa photiou

omg melissa photiou is so cracked at valorant
by melissas secret crush January 6, 2022
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Melissa/Mel

is cool
is gay
is funny
is loved
is the smartest person fr
is pog
is anything good you could imagine
Melissa/Mel is anything mentioned above
by arandomdumbass August 4, 2021
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<1992>Colton Dunn Versus Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

<1992>Colton Dunn Versus Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>
<1992>Colton Dunn Versus Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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