laying in the grass

A euphemism for having sex outdoors.

Girl: "I hope you know that I hate laying in the grass."

Guy: "But why not here? It's perfect there's no one around for miles."

Girl: "Uh...Because it's dirty?"

by Lelouch0zerogeass October 1, 2020

Gunch Grass

Grass that is soo long that it will completely ruin your golf game. Not where you want to hit your golf ball.

The "ruff", "gunch grass'

by GatorDaddy91 October 18, 2010

Grass Stain

1. The level above a pot head or stoner. One who smokes unhuman, almost extraterrestrial amounts of marijuana.

2. A way to explain one's state of mind when extremely high.

1. Yo Fred you're a straight up grass stain.

2. I'm so grass stained right now I feel like I have to mow my hair.

by C-Noe April 8, 2009

ass is grass

Yes, it does imply the addressee's doom, but for a slightly different etymology, see the quote below:

Sergeant to buck private: "Your ass is grass and I'm the mower."

by Graycard May 12, 2008

Emo Grass

Grass that literally cuts itself!!!

Han: Hey Paul look your grass cut itself isnt that cool.
Paul: Yeah its called Emo Grass its really cool i wake up and my lawns cut perfect.

by If your alright with it i am October 11, 2011

cut the grass

An expression used to describe an event that made a large negative impact, with other smaller events often leading up to it.

When she told me I had to wear a woolly hat during sex, it really cut the grass and I told her to fuck off.

They put me on hold for 45 minutes only to tell me I had to contact a different department. That just cut the grass and I decided to change suppliers.

by Shmueliyahu October 15, 2010

Snake in the grass

A term for an undercover cop.

We got us a snake in the grass.

by Deep blue 2012 February 6, 2010