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Black Mage

Wielder of Dark Arts, Shaper of Infernal Energies and Eater of Pecan Pie.

Short, robed, and cloaked in shadow, these wielders of Magick are known to be short-tempered poweder kegs of fury, prone to rages in which they will use any sharp bladed object to silence a source of stupidity, be it living or inanimate.

Indeed, they would be a threat to humanity if it was not for their social ineptitude and lack of good judgement, they would be a threat to humanity.

Do watch out for the Hadoken though... and its substitute, the Fighterdoken.
by Anthony H. April 1, 2003
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black racist

1)A black person that is racist against people of other races
2)A black person that ie racist against their own race.
1)No example necesary
2)That one black cop in Boyz in the Hood.
by kawesbaby May 15, 2005
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Black Cat

Some believe they're bad luck. Some say that's racist. I say Its just a cat it's not racist or bad luck. Well it is bad luck if you're a mouse.
-A black cat! Oh no! That's bad luck!
-You racist.
by EmmaBemma1 October 1, 2019
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Black Matilda

A little bite of that black matilda, and that door will swing wide open for you
by birddog165 September 24, 2011
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Black-Bagged

Government paid thugs throw a black bag over your head and kidnapp you whilst beating the piss out of you and making you disappear for ever. (as in V for Vendetta)
Tommy said some bad stuff about President Obama and he was Black-Bagged.
by Victor Beatty May 1, 2009
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Black meal

The act of burning food.
Over cooking a meal.
My wife cooked us another one of her famous black meals again.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008
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Black Pill

A catastrophic prophecy or spiritless prophesying for the future that is not necessarily grounded in reality. A red pill gone hopelessly bleak.
John had swallowed too many red pills over the last few sleepless nights and tried to black pill me that the race war would be happening any day now.

Because of a bad breakup, Steven black pilled himself into believing that all women would cheat on him no matter what. A month later, he unexpectedly swallowed a white pill when he came and his new girlfriend kept sucking, proving the existence of a divine spirit and a glorious future for mankind.
by 100%fresh November 18, 2016
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