The process in which a man shaves his ball sack several days before sexual intercourse in order to repeatedly slap a woman's genital area with short, spiky hairs during rapid vaginal penetration. This is generally done to get back at a woman for some undesirable act she has committed herself, as the short, bristly ball sack hairs resulting from just a short time of growth cause a considerable amount of pain, similarly to a cactus or spiky club hitting the woman's asshole.
I caught my girl cheating on me the other day, so I decided to give her the spiky club treatment. Several days later, I was cumming while she was crying!
by lakersrule89 April 5, 2010
Get the spiky clubmug. A kick ass song, and it's not about sex and fudging...
The lyrics are about "Lust at First Sight".
Thanks wikipedia!
The lyrics are about "Lust at First Sight".
Thanks wikipedia!
Be on the look out for LiL Wayne to remix this song!
Love in This Club is a great song, and maybe a comeback song for Usher!
Love in This Club is a great song, and maybe a comeback song for Usher!
by metallkidd93 March 11, 2008
Get the love in this clubmug. ⠀
by second coming of jesus May 6, 2020
Get the fight clubmug. Sam's Clubbing happens to be the gratuitous occasion of arriving on destination via Sam's Club and partaking in the various locales of samples and/or hand-outs as a meal.
My mother took us out Sam's Clubbing because she spent all of her food money on an assortment of plastic surgeries.
by Pitahbred/Dir August 14, 2010
Get the Sam's clubbingmug. A generally narcissistic man who only works out his upper body when at the gym, not realizing/caring for the HUGE importance of lower body because it doesn't suit an aesthetic purpose.
by Vash43796 December 9, 2008
Get the Club Boymug. A Minecraft Server where all the tryhards and people with rare names hangout and be toxic to each other. Also known as MMC
by Platten December 7, 2021
Get the Minemen clubmug. A test that determines if one's future significant other (e.g., future boyfriend/girlfriend) is a keeper. This is usually done on a date by bringing the subject (e.g., future significant other) to a club where he/she is supposedly to get hit on by other suitors.
If the subject welcomes & accepts advances by other suitors and completely ignores his/her date, the subject is said to have failed the test. This test happens in both straight and gay communities; though, it's more prevalent in the latter.
If the subject welcomes & accepts advances by other suitors and completely ignores his/her date, the subject is said to have failed the test. This test happens in both straight and gay communities; though, it's more prevalent in the latter.
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Friend: So how did the club test go for your future boyfriend, Trevor?
You: He failed badly. We went to this club last Friday night, and a hot blonde started talking to us. Trevor very much welcomed the newcomer's presence to the point that he asked me to watch their drinks for a minute.
Friend: Damn, what a douche.
You: Yep. The club test surely revealed that he's a very low-quality BF material. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Friend: So how did the club test go for your future boyfriend, Trevor?
You: He failed badly. We went to this club last Friday night, and a hot blonde started talking to us. Trevor very much welcomed the newcomer's presence to the point that he asked me to watch their drinks for a minute.
Friend: Damn, what a douche.
You: Yep. The club test surely revealed that he's a very low-quality BF material. Ain't nobody got time for that.
by amazingjay April 23, 2013
Get the club testmug.