Hooker Run

Similar to a mcdonalds run where you pick up food for your whole group of friends, instead you pick up a hooker who you and your friends simultaneously share.

YO DAWG I JUST WENT ON A HOOKER RUN!

by OMIEEEEEEE January 06, 2011

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Soot Hooker

Truck slut with exquisite taste, fucks everybody with a diesel pickup. Usually found drunk as a skunk at the local mud bog.

Bailey's dad told him to stay away from those no good soot hookers, but Bailey drives a duramax because it's country and his dad just doesn't seem to understand.

by Sendit408 April 22, 2017

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Hooker's Shower

When one only washes thier: asshole, crotch, armpits, and teeth.

Janice was a trainwreck; only having 3 minutes before meeting with a client, she took a washcloth and a toothbrush in an Arby's bathroom and gave herself a hooker's shower.

by Tremb1es April 08, 2020

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hooker’s fuck

An infinitesimal amount of caring, extremely close to the point of not caring at all.

I don’t give a hooker’s fuck how much money that bastard offers me; I’m not taking that job!

by therealpinball December 27, 2019

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slutfaced hooker

a girl who looks like she constantly is giving some type of sexual favors to others. also dresses and acts like a hooker. therefore, making her a slutfaced hooker!

that girl hooks up with everybody! what a slutfaced hooker!

by Kels&Tiff April 09, 2008

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