by Special_chur February 9, 2023
Get the Grenade attack mug.Employee #1: I had been getting calls and e-mails all morning about the Widget Project. Managers want status, test group wants results.
Employee #2: What changed? Why did they stop?
Employee #1: I silenced them all when I explained to them the Widget Project was, in fact, not my project (according to my manager) and they need to direct their efforts towards <Employee X>
Employee #2: Sounds like you lobbed them a logic grenade
Employee #2: What changed? Why did they stop?
Employee #1: I silenced them all when I explained to them the Widget Project was, in fact, not my project (according to my manager) and they need to direct their efforts towards <Employee X>
Employee #2: Sounds like you lobbed them a logic grenade
by Jenkem Hog March 25, 2008
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by aperson36 July 29, 2010
Get the Blotch Grenade mug."I just about blew the toilet up when I tried to flush that rectal grenade."
"If you don't shut the hell up, I'm going to hold you down and drop a rectal grenade in your mouth!"
"I just had the biggest rectal grenade come out...now my butt hurts"
"If you don't shut the hell up, I'm going to hold you down and drop a rectal grenade in your mouth!"
"I just had the biggest rectal grenade come out...now my butt hurts"
by stangmike86gt January 5, 2012
Get the Rectal Grenade mug.1. a timely last-possible-moment off-tone verbal bomb thrown usually during an intelligent discussion that ends expectedly
2. a below-the-belt punch thrown in a long fight milliseconds before being separated.
2. a below-the-belt punch thrown in a long fight milliseconds before being separated.
jasper (as he awaited the 'turn off electronic devices' announcement, having an argument with his wife from his tracked cellular device) - "listen, i understand everything you're saying and I certainly entrust that you mean well, but diet coke is not a healthy drink and you should not be feeding it to our four month old...
...i have done the research woman!
...your breast milk is NOT gross!
...do you think i want to be talking about this while people look at me? i should be at peace right now and getting 'have a good flight' wishes from you, but this is an important matter and i just found out you've been doing this since he was born! listen, i gotta go, the flight attendant is here."
flight attendant (walking down the isle looking left and right -"sir turn your phone off NAOW!"
jasper (gesturing to flip his phone closed) - "listen i gotta go..."
flight attendant - "sir!"
wife (in ill fashioned tone) - "you certainly do Bob. have fun."
jasper (in his mind, as he flips his cell closed while staring somewhere between the nozzle blower and outside) - "this fucking cunt has perfect timing for exit grenades. fuck her! and fuck tsa! alright, get it together jasper; you're not that kind of man."
...i have done the research woman!
...your breast milk is NOT gross!
...do you think i want to be talking about this while people look at me? i should be at peace right now and getting 'have a good flight' wishes from you, but this is an important matter and i just found out you've been doing this since he was born! listen, i gotta go, the flight attendant is here."
flight attendant (walking down the isle looking left and right -"sir turn your phone off NAOW!"
jasper (gesturing to flip his phone closed) - "listen i gotta go..."
flight attendant - "sir!"
wife (in ill fashioned tone) - "you certainly do Bob. have fun."
jasper (in his mind, as he flips his cell closed while staring somewhere between the nozzle blower and outside) - "this fucking cunt has perfect timing for exit grenades. fuck her! and fuck tsa! alright, get it together jasper; you're not that kind of man."
by beachole October 27, 2012
Get the exit grenade mug.AIDS Grenade (noun): When you start hanging out with a chick who has AIDS, just so that everyone will think you close, and then when your enemies come out of the woodwork to bang her, they get AIDS.
Dude: 'Does Jim really bang that junkie chick who's always hanging around?'
Bro: 'Naw, she's an AIDS Grenade.'
Bro: 'Naw, she's an AIDS Grenade.'
by doktorj November 24, 2014
Get the AIDS Grenade mug.The act of taking out one's tampon and flinging it at one person or a crowd of people with the intention of:
1) transferring any blood-borne diseases the thrower currently has
2)disgusting those in the blast radius of the grenade to the point that they vacate the landing site.
1) transferring any blood-borne diseases the thrower currently has
2)disgusting those in the blast radius of the grenade to the point that they vacate the landing site.
When Emily realized the line at the grocery store was too long, she lobbed a crimson grenade toward the crowd; clearing out the rest of the customers and allowing her to advance to the front of the line.
by Metcalfone July 29, 2015
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