I'm gonna suicide

it's kinda joke that teenagers says to their parents to see their reaction and most of time their reaction would be

horrified then the Teenager says it was a joke even though it wasn't

Parents: what are you thinking about son?
Teenager: I'm gonna suicide
Parents: What the No don't do it we love you
Teenager: I'm joking I'm joking

by Someone that's happy November 3, 2023

If you're gonna kill people

No go fuck yourself atheist if you don't give me the credit I'm murdering those fucking kids. That would be convenient for you if steal my fucking shit, make enough money off MY BACK that I could leave the workforce immediately. Fuck you. OUT OF THE WORKFORCE NOW OR DEATH!

Hym "Don't 'well If you're gonna kill people' me you piece of shit. I'm ot letting you take it and not murdering your kids Matt. You don't get to take it from me. I could be FREE TODAY AND IF I DON'T GET TO BE FREE AT LEAST ONE OF YOUR KIDS DOESN'T GET TO LIVE. If you were concerned with me killing people you wouldn't be doing what you're doing. I want out of the workforce. I've made enough money to do it. I don't want unity with you fucks. I WANT TO BE OUT OF THE WORKFORCE. And if have contributed enough to make that happen EVEN IF OTHER PEOPLE HAVE NOT. I fucking hate you pieces of shit. There is no communing with you. Give it up. You don't get a second chance. Do I have to kill people because I'm just not taking no for on this one. I don't care how FUCKING DESPERATELY you want to teach 'misogynistic men' a lesson about taking no for an answer. THEY ARE STILL GETTING RAPED. It isn't working. ME OUT OF THE WORKFORCE IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS. Get that through your fucking head."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

Never Gonna Give You Up!

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP IS AN EPIC SONG!!!!

(Use that to prank your friends!!)

Me: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
YOU:...NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!
ME:BRUH!!!!

by REN IS SUS!! December 4, 2021

Just Gonna Cuddle

the lie you tell someone hoping they will believe you, when you both know damn well that you're about to fuck.

"Yeah, I'm going to her house but we're just gonna cuddle."

by batman987654321 February 9, 2015

gonna

Short for "going to".

I'm gonna cum!!

by otock April 2, 2023

i’m gonna go to bed anyway

you really just fucked me off.

“do u wanna call” she says
he replies with “yeah but i’m gonna smoke just fyi”
“ oh dw, i’m gonna go to bed anyway” was her response

you just pissed her tf off

by the silent breather June 30, 2023

i gonna just can

English expression used by people who have spanish as their mothertongue.
A person referring to being limited in a moment, unable to perform their best.

Micha: Alright, just get back to me as soon as you have informations
Val: i gonna have to go into street soon so i gonna just can answer ya via mail

by suiimvu September 29, 2020