Glitter Noodle

This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)

This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.

Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.

Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 04, 2009
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Glitter Gel Pen Song

Term coined by Taylor Swift. She describes glitter gel pen songs as songs in which you can imagine the lyrics being written with a glitter gel pen.

In other words, "lyrics that make you want to dance, sing, and toss glitter around the room." These songs "remind you not to take yourself too seriously, which is something we all need to hear these days."
by reptvwhen May 06, 2024
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GLITTER MITTEN

EWW,SHE HAD A GLITTER MITTEN…?”
by Getrweeds April 12, 2022
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Glitter Lexi

The rarest figure in existence of anything collectible
Glitter Lexi is a must have in a gamer collection
by Hentaigod October 29, 2019
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Glitter Weenie

A dick/cock/penis/chode/weenie, that's covered in glitter.
Nope. He's just a glitter weenie... But close.
by Hayzues kreesto February 18, 2011
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Glitter freeze

Glitter freeze refers to a starry night sky, and how it kind of looks like a bunch of glitter frozen in time
by Xx_joemother_xX March 19, 2023
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a similar term for butterflys in your stomach when youre feeling flustered
Crush: I hope that we can be more than just friends..

Person: Fireworks I feel like glitter 😵 💫😳
by isa6elita August 26, 2022
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