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Get the Fecal Soup mug.This is the anger you feel upon stepping out from a shower or bath and discovering you need to have a bowel movement. You go from feeling freshly clean to feeling like you have a dirty ass.
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"Damn, why you so fecty all of a sudden?"
by bored/on/the/internet October 11, 2011
Get the Fecty mug.A type of anxiety immediately relieved with a deep, steamy bowel movement. You can literally feel the anxiety drop out of you with each sphincteral contraction, as the source of your hysterics (i.e.: The Bowel) slides right on out of your neurotic vessel. Full relief is usually felt when washing hands, when the classic "light" feeling in your colon sets in.
"Oh, man, I felt so on edge just a few minutes ago! I ran to the bathroom, let a log roll off the truck, and WHAM-MO!!! My fecal hysteria is all but forgotten."
"Oh, yeah, I LOVE that feeling. Instant relief. I love functioning colons."
"Oh, yeah, I LOVE that feeling. Instant relief. I love functioning colons."
by LexiSays December 2, 2011
Get the Fecal Hysteria mug.A strong wet sneeze that occurs at both ends simultaneously.
For thousands of years, men abruptly shit themselves, but had no appropriate term to define the event.
Now, with the coining of the term in 2012 by Ben Grunfeld from Melbourne, Australia, people around the world can declare with shaky pride, "Do you have any spare underdacks? I just Fecesneezed a hole through the ones I'm wearing..."
For thousands of years, men abruptly shit themselves, but had no appropriate term to define the event.
Now, with the coining of the term in 2012 by Ben Grunfeld from Melbourne, Australia, people around the world can declare with shaky pride, "Do you have any spare underdacks? I just Fecesneezed a hole through the ones I'm wearing..."
Pronounced: FeeSneeze - the c is silent.
Example:
"Excuse me madam, was that brown patch on the back of your dress caused by sitting in mud, or did you fecesneeze strongly?"
It is also acceptable to proclaim, "oh dang it, I just Fecesneezed myself again!""
Example:
"Excuse me madam, was that brown patch on the back of your dress caused by sitting in mud, or did you fecesneeze strongly?"
It is also acceptable to proclaim, "oh dang it, I just Fecesneezed myself again!""
by BenGrunfeld September 11, 2012
Get the Fecesneeze mug.An mentally unstable artist who is especially talented, but due to his chosen medium (i.e. feces) will never be widely observed.
"Think of how many loonies will never be recognized because their art is made of blood and feces and is less enjoyable because of it. So many fecal-Rembrandts will die in obscurity." - singasongofsixpins
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