what can i do you for

A phrase used by people with so little going on in their lives they resort to word play to be interesting or funny. Traditionally taken to mean; 'What can I do for you?'

Barman 'What can I do you for?'
Customer 'Top banter mate, I'll have a whisky neat'

by Jack Proteus May 18, 2016

Do you know what today is

Send him nudes when asks “do you know what today is

Him: Hey do you know what today is?
Her: what’s today?
Him: national send nudes day

by I promise trust me May 20, 2021

do you know who are deal

A particular teamspeak troll, who jumps from server to server.

The full meaning of do you know who are deal is do you know who you are dealing with, which they do not.

"Do you know who are deal?"
- "What?"

by MyHouseMyLandSir May 18, 2016

Do you wanna play a game?

A quote from Squid game of one person asking another to play a game for money.

Excuse me sir, do you wanna play a game?

by geniusbigpp October 12, 2021

Do you have the full Video?

It is a slang mostly used for fun, it has no meaning. It is mostly found on WhatsApp status and Facebook posts.

Do you have the full video?

Yes, I have the full video dm me.

by Emmy Burger February 6, 2020

do you know how to mute

shut the fuck up you twat

"YOOOO MAN I GOT SO FUCKING HYPE LAST NIGHT THAT BITCH WAS ALL OVER ME FUCK!"
'do you know how to mute'
"ah fuck you too"

by ur mom . fuck off loser lol May 11, 2015

do you know de wey

A meme video of a remake of knuckles the echidna from the sonic series

"Do you know de wey my bruddah"Said in an African accent

by A chav bastard cunt faggot January 22, 2018