Derp Boner

We you Accomplish something so stupid, you get hard.

Rednecks get a derp boner when someone says “here, hold my beer!”

by Ink Freak December 30, 2017

Derp

Someone who displays a low intelligence level

Don’t act like a derp.

by DaH3 August 2, 2021

Derpping

to cough while scared

Kevin is derpping while playing Immortals Fenyx Rising

by the dear leader 123 December 3, 2020

Derp

Sillyness, stupidness, Weirdness, crazyness,

A slightly Dumb person being weird and silly in any way possible.

Randomness, Dorkyness.

I Saw Hannah The Other Day!

Really What Was She Doing?

Eh, Just Derping Around.

by McDerpz March 6, 2017

Derp Drop

When you take a shit and the outcome looks like Eli Manning.

Dan ate a bunch of Indian food and had a record setting Derp Drop. It was a spitting image of Eli Manning.

by BreakBeatDrums February 18, 2021

Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016

derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat October 14, 2016