college water

Typically Vodka. Can also be used to describe other hard alchohol.

I was taking shots of college water with my cereal this morning when i realized, i may have a drinking problem.

by B-mizzz October 29, 2009

College Files

College Files is the code word for porn, to be used when speaking to a friend about porn, but someone else is in the room and you don't wish for them to know what you are talking about.

Hey Steven, I just got some new College Files!

by Lee_B_UK May 22, 2007

Star College

Is the most shit school on the fucking planet (well the one in Cape Town anyway). Absolutely bullshit. That school makes me want to kill myself sometimes.

student1: what school do you go to?
student2: Star College
Student3: isn't that the shitty school in bridgetown

by ファックスター February 11, 2020

Lafayette College

A boatload of alcoholics. Not a big party school, but an alcoholic school. Absolutely fantastic time

I don’t remember two of my four years at Lafayette College

by BuffaloChickenBoy December 24, 2020

Epsom College

School fees more expensive than your house, it is the home to the posh cunts of England, with a sprinkle of Asians to boost grades and rugby players with less brain cells than a headless chicken. Known for their Laddish behaviour and huge houses.

Did you see that Epsom College boy, he’s leng but probably fucked all my friends

by Killer whale kerz November 15, 2020

College Bromance

a person named scott and a person name austin who cuddle on the floor, lay in each others beds and are often seen "throwin' the old pig skin around."

So I heard you got a college bromance going on!

by mkusters December 11, 2010

college grove

hodunk little town near Franklin, Tennessee, where nobody lives, and cow-tipping is the norm.

the other day a friend of mine was talking to a girl who lived there, who said that they all loved to make moonshine and go out and chop snake's heads off for fun.

now thats really depressing. there are literally three buildings in the downtown area and probably a population of five.

so pretty much don't ever go there. ever.

cow-tipping
moonshine-making
shotgun shells in the back of people's cars
nothingness
headless snakes
college grove

by theres nothing here January 6, 2009