Battle Horny

When you return from a difficult task, war, work, school, therapy, talking with your dad, the DMV, ect. Once you return to safety and comfort you get incredibly horny as a form of decompression from dealing with whatever stressful bullshit you just did.

My boyfriend came home from work and was so battle horny we went 4 times.

by Perii October 15, 2022

battle universe

Battle universe Is an amazing group/team of grown man and some woman on YouTube that make nerf challenge video

Kid: *watches battle universe for hours*

Mom: time for bed!
Kid: ok *goes under blanket watches mir BU vids*

by Monika peace May 16, 2018

battle crab

A crab manufactured in a laboratory in north-eastern Russia. Has ak-47s for arms. Currently in development by Sir Pizza.

Don’t worry, this base has never been raided-OH SHIT IS THAT A BATTLE CRAB?!?!

by Pizzapzy July 10, 2021

Battle Punch

Any liquor (mainly gin) mixed with either kool-aid, pink lemonade, or lemonade which is consumed while playing Mario Party.

Last night me and my brothers drank some battle punch.

by AfromanTJ November 22, 2009

Battle catster

Someone who plays battle cats to much

you have to stop being a battle catster

by flerpw7 May 20, 2022

Battle for the Internet

A recent war between the RIAA and MPAA and the entire rest of the intelligent population of America. Piracy was to be fought with the two bills SOPA and PIPA, which would effectively censor the Internet by taking down websites that are accused of copyright infringement, whether or not the website actually engaged in it. The battle resulted in victory for the Internet after thousands of popular websites blacked out on January 18, 2012, SOPA and PIPA were dropped.

How the Battle for the Internet started:
RIAA: "We're going to pass these bills so you don't steal our crap anymore."
Public: "No! These bills kill the Internet! It's a direct violation of the 1st Amendment!"
RIAA: "Fuck the 1st amendment! You guys are way too stupid to have your own opinion!"
Gandalf: (about SOPA/PIPA) "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

by Powermad80 January 28, 2012

hand battle

a hand battle is when your hand fights with your urges and loses everytime

Zatch: tis a messy hand battle indeed

by Xxann October 16, 2014