by TheJuddy March 23, 2017
Get the Louisiana mudmug. Noun) The art of taking a nice long healthy steamy log of a turd into a condom, then placing the masterpiece In to a freezer. For best use, wait a good couple of hours until the masher is nice and firm, than use to pleasure your lover.
"Last night I gave Louis the Louisiana Shrimp Whistle after eating a burrito from a Mexican joint. She said it was longer than any dildo she's ever seen!"
by HarmonicaJ December 6, 2016
Get the louisiana shrimp whistlemug. by Jfsyvc May 25, 2022
Get the Louisiana bonfiremug. Elton, Louisiana is one of the absolute creepiest towns in the United States. I go there every Christmas to visit my aunt, and I feel more comfortable in the ghetto of New Orleans.
The people there stare at you, deeply. All of the time. The town is surrounded by miles of rice fields. There are no job opportunities that I can speak of. The living feel dead. I apologize if this seems very biased, but if you don't believe me, visit Elton. Elton, Louisiana
by WorseThanHitler March 27, 2021
Get the Elton, Louisianamug. When a hermaphrodite fucks themselves.
by Ayden mason June 18, 2019
Get the Louisiana Sundaymug. When a male has his penis in a females anus, the female then proceeds with anal sex while farting on the males partners penis.
by mearaomeara July 25, 2014
Get the Louisiana trunk skunkmug. When one party lies flat on their stomach and a Styrofoam cup is placed between their thighs by a second party, and the first party proceeds to defecate directly into the cup, the resulting product is called a Louisiana cupcake, due to the resemblance to chocolate frosting.
I was helping my girlfriend shave her ass last night, and she shat into the cup I had shaving cream in! Bitch gave me a Louisiana cupcake!
by BDSMeme July 7, 2016
Get the louisiana cupcakemug.