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Derp

used as a substitute for speech regarded as meaningless or stupid, or to comment on a foolish or stupid action.
Lower tax rates and far lower job creation. Derp
by Yo_Angie April 21, 2022
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derp man elite

A male that has sex with a female and to get her pregnant and proceeds to never see her again.
derp man elite was never seen by her again.
by notkejejnsn September 5, 2017
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Johnny Derp

A man with such a fragile male ego that even describing him without actually naming him enrages him. A man who court-shops a defamation lawsuit because the state that actually would handle the case would immediately dismiss it due to strict defamation laws. A man whose lawyers will forever be known for defending a wife-beater.
Judging from recent posts on Twitter, the world is finally starting to see the truth about Johnny Derp. His most recent film underwhelmed at the box office, bringing in only 10% of the film's budget. He lied on the stand about his ex-wife cutting his finger. And, prior to getting together with his ex-wife, he was arrested for assault. But, of course, his fans ignore anything that paints him in a bad light. He & his fans are the Hollywood equivalent of Donald Trump & Trump's supporters.
by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 30, 2023
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Pulling A Derps

1.Pulling A Derps is the act of betraying everyone who was ever nice to you

2.being a zygote
J: Dude did you see what that zygote said?
Caynix: Lmao hes Pulling A Derps
by TheNoNamedNigga September 23, 2019
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Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation
Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP
by Moosic June 10, 2016
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Derp

A weird person, someone who doesn’t pick up on social cues. Makes weird, uncomfortable jokes at unessecary times. Really awkward.
“When I told Darien we had beaten the #2 team in the nation, she told me it was shocking because we ‘weren’t historically good in the past’, what a derp”
by TheeKeeblerElf April 5, 2023
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Derp

Typically someone who is either stupid and exhibits brainless tendencies on frequent occasions. Often can be seen staring blankly into the distance or with a confused frown when confronted by the simplest problem
Oh for the love of god Rafa got it arse about face again, that moron is a complete fucking Derp
by Whowasthatmaskedman November 26, 2018
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