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he's got a weapon

When an young African American man gets sent back to the lobby by cops for stinkin up the street.
Nigger: *walking* I hope I don't get shot!
Cop: HE'S GOT A WEAPON! *gunshots*
by Ston3rBon3rpart2 May 12, 2023
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Weaponizeds

A gang of really really cool people who are against Abbyism and work for launch community to save them from bullshit, we are communist.

Shoutout to weaponized bathhant, weaponized bread teleporter, weaponized KGB, weaponized spy, weaponized foods coolest person alive, weaponized bathtub me, weaponized go beyond, weaponized toafu, weaponized blazing and all other cool weaponizeds.
Person 1: oh man she's doing Abbyism
Person 2Russian accent: Don't worry brother, weaponizeds will handle her bullshitting.
by Weaponized bathtub February 13, 2022
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Lethal weapons season 3

Fucking cancer, it's like if someone asked me what cancer was i would litterally just show them season 3 of Lethal weapons
My gandma just died of Lethal weapons season 3
mugGet the Lethal weapons season 3mug.

Weaponized corona

*Can also be defined as Weaponizing corona

A form of fearmongering used by the US government and the media (mainly CNN) in order to keep the country shutdown.
guy 1: I don't watch the news anymore, all they ever talk about is politics and there Weaponized corona.

guy 2: Same here, i only really cared when they talked that cute kitty video that one guy sent in.
by Sir Beardy May 20, 2021
mugGet the Weaponized coronamug.

WAF (Weaponized Ass Fucker)

A hitman/hooker combination that you hire to rape then kill a target.
“My coworker is absolute asshole. I hired a WAF (weaponized ass fucker) to take him out
by Paul Phinebaum August 12, 2021
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auto weapon

A vehicle driven by Awake Illinois and Moms for Liberty members after a little too much wine and knobslobn.
After this glass I'm going to drive my auto weapon to a library and scream at drag queens
by KNOBSLOB July 21, 2022
mugGet the auto weaponmug.

Weaponized Autism

When your sick of your autism and you want to spread it.
exactly like how you weaponize an IKEA pencil.
Person 1: Ugh, having autism is so bad!
Also Person 1: I WILL WEAPONISE MY AUTISM.
Also also person 1: I will spread this everywhere. no one will survive.
Also also also person 1: I will call this: "weaponized autism."
by Weaponism July 5, 2024
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