vacation dick

Once in a life time dick. Either too small or too big it's a trip.

She had vacation dick and was surprised how short the weekend was.

by Faceoffate June 9, 2016

vacation dick

Dick so large that any sex is extremely hot, yet very intense. Vacation dick can leave one incredibly exhausted from too much pleasure. Such sex is only good for one or two night stands on vacation.

"Hey Sarah, why did you stop seeing David? I thought you said the sex was incredible."
"Oh, it was! But you know... he had vacation dick and wanted to have sex every night. Shit got too intense for me! I need to get some boyfriend dick.

by Talienak June 14, 2016

vacation dick

A rather well endowed penis. One that would be fun to try but could be frightening for a long term relationship.

He was hot and had a vacation dick. I'd give it a ride a time or two.

by Anne Bissell June 2, 2016

state vacation

Serving time in jail, prison, or any correctional facility.

My guys doing a little state vacation right now. He’ll be back soon.

by It don’t matter December 13, 2018

vacation dick

A guy you use for sex whilst on holiday

Jenna got a text from the guy she had met in London saying they had fun, but she responded by saying "you were just vacation dick"

by humzyz June 17, 2016

Vacation

How does this piece of shit start working here... Take all of my hours...

Hym "And then take a vacation immediately? How does that shit fucking happen? This is so ass. I mean, it's not like I created A.I. or anything. Why should I get a vacation? I can't even drive for more than 5 minutes at a time! I'm rattling around in a water pump-less car and this morbidly-obese bitch is going on vacation. Fantastic. This is fun. This is cool. I'm glad I didn't learn how to make napalm and burn the city down. That would have been a WAAAAAAAY worse use of my time."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2024

Vacation

Standing in line in exotic locations.

It doesn't matter what we do for vacation. It's always the same.

by Pseudorandomnessfl November 5, 2019