Ken: How about a blow vacation?
Lady: I don’t follow
Ken: Doesn’t a blow ‘job’ sound like work?
Lady: Well then... *gulp gulp...*
Lady: I don’t follow
Ken: Doesn’t a blow ‘job’ sound like work?
Lady: Well then... *gulp gulp...*
by David Shinn October 3, 2018
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Unlike the typical American vacation, a British vacation is where you announce to everyone you will be away whilst you will in fact be around the whole time annoying said people and not actually enjoying any vacation.
Gully Announces: I shall be on vacation this week Guildies and will be unavailable until January 1rst.
Next 6 days: Annoys the shit out of everyone in his guild channel, and spend most his days changing shit on the server while on his British Vacation
Next 6 days: Annoys the shit out of everyone in his guild channel, and spend most his days changing shit on the server while on his British Vacation
by Disfunktionl December 22, 2021
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Named after the famous day-time television game show, The Price Is Right, which was often watched by the person who is too sick to leave the house and go to work, school, etc.
Named after the famous day-time television game show, The Price Is Right, which was often watched by the person who is too sick to leave the house and go to work, school, etc.
Employee: "I'm sorry, but I won't be coming into work, today. I need a Price-Is-Right Vacation.
Boss: "That's fine. Get well soon, and be sure to be to work on time, tomorrow, to let me know what happens during the Showcase Showdown"
Boss: "That's fine. Get well soon, and be sure to be to work on time, tomorrow, to let me know what happens during the Showcase Showdown"
by TylerVagrancy September 11, 2012
Get the Price-Is-Right Vacation mug.When you are on a paid vacation week (or two weeks) from your regular job, and start a new job during that time. You work the new job during your vacation and then quit at the end. You get paid from both your regular job and the short new one.
Hank applied for a cashier position at the gas station, figuring that a double pay vacation would make his vacation from his regular job rather profitable.
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf February 23, 2015
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