A flying start

Named after the famous flying start from the breakfast menu of a Morrison's cafe.

When making a cooked breakfast you wrap bacon around your dick and crack an egg on top, you then put your toast in the toaster and try to cum. Ideally before the toast pops. You then cum on the toast and have friction cooked scrambled eggs and bacon.

Can also be done with a friend ideally a female to friction cook the sausages.
Decided to treat the missus to a flying start this morning. She lapped that shit up!
by Ubenvanglooben October 02, 2017
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Start the offense

Starting process of running different plays to try and score points against a woman you think is attractive….in hope to get her number or gmail
man 1: shorty is very attractive

Man 2: bro you better start the offense while she here

Man 1: you right bro, imma start the offense before she leaves
by bsssen April 27, 2025
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START PARODY

the START of a PARODY. which is spelt wrong.
by tranquil_demon August 13, 2003
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Tony Stark, Iron Man, Nick Fury has a plan
Big shock, Pepper Potts, Arc Reactor Core
Asgard, ancient war, Loki, and his brother, Thor
Bruce Banner, radiation, transformation, *roar*
Coulson and Maria Hill, they're the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
Clint Barton, Hawkeye, Black Widow, Russian spy
Captain Rogers, World War II; Bucky, Peggy, I love you
First Avenger, here we go, everyone assemble!

We didn't start the fire
It was always burnin' since the world's been turnin'
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we're tryin' to fight it

Obadiah, Blonsky, Whiplash, Laufey
Red Skull, Hydra, Arnim Zola, Loki
Battle for humanity, Stones of Infinity:
Space, Time, Soul, Mind, Power, and Reality

War Machine, Falcon spin, Bucky Barnes is back again
Star-Lord, Gamora, too, Drax, Rocket, "I am Groot"
Vision, Mantis, Nebula, Ultron in Sokovia
Civil War, Ant-Man, Scarlet Witch, and Spider-Man
Doctor Strange, Ragnarok, Henry, Janet, and the Wasp
Black Panther in Wakanda, Shuri, Okoye, Killmonger
Captain Marvel, Goose the Cat, flying higher, further, faster
Thanos and Infinity War, I can’t take it anymore!

We didn't start the fire
It was always burnin' since the world's been turnin'
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
It will still burn on, and on, and on, and on and on...
We didn't start the fire
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wipe start

When you gotta shit real bad but it won’t come out. Just get up there with a big wad of TP and give it the old wipe start. Works like a charm.
I had to take a duke real bad but it wouldn’t come out. So I gave my arse a wipe start. Floodgates open!
by BallzDeeeeeeeeep September 05, 2021
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